We finally had a guy come by for a second look at the Jeep yesterday, and he brought his wife, which is always a good sign. Alex installed a suicide knob on the steering wheel, because it takes forever to turn the wheel, and I have almost smacked myself silly trying to make fast turns to get out of someone’s way or get in the parking spot first. Anyway, if you don't know what a suicide knob is, you really should Google it to see it for yourself. It's this knob that you put somewhere on your steering wheel, and it helps you turn faster. It also whacks the pooh out of your right quad when you are hopping into the seat. It will take most of your longer necklaces and wrap them around your neck so tightly that your eyes start to pop out of your head, and if you have on something that will snag, well—you guessed it—it takes a bite out of it and won't let go. So this lovely knob is on the Jeep, and after you drive with the silly thing, you think about how cool it would be to have on all your vehicles. Bobbie, the wife of the guy looking at the Jeep, said at first it freaked her out, but then she just wanted to drive in circles.

So needless to say, when you ask us what we like and don't like about the Jeep, we look at the suicide knob on the steering wheel, and we say, "It's fun to drive if you’re not too pregnant."
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