Tis the season!

I'm having a hard time this morning getting excited about anything. I'm a little depressed that I've gotten only three Christmas cards in the mail and one of them was from the newspaper guy. Preacher man took the Ford to Fort Smith this morning for a lovely exciting resident meeting and I'm scared that the Chevy won't start. We replaced the battery yesterday. Yeah, after ten years the thing dies! What's up with that? I'm so tired cuz I've been up since 2:30 and I have no energy to go for a run. Why don't I want to run any more? I was noticing yesterday that the muffin top above my pants is getting bigger and it makes me want to eat cookies! What in the world is going on here? 

Vicki, me and Marg

Now I've got to get ready and go sell clothes to people who should be out getting gifts for others and not themselves! I was in the fitting room yesterday, I seem to be in there a lot lately, (I guess this is a good thing, but I don't really know for sure.) and I was helping these two women that caused me to think about bring a gun to work. Not to shoot them, but to pistol whip em! Good goggalee moogalee! They tried on every stinkin shirt we had that needs to be folded, in three different sizes, cuz they know the things will shrink! There's no cotton in spandex, it's not going to shrink unless you dry it on high heat! And you really have no business even looking at spandex woman! Unless it's a spanx! (Which men, if you don't know is a new version of the girdle!) They were in the fitting room for an hour and a half, people! The amount of clothes that they tried on, for themselves, was close to a ton! They only come in when it's close to "One Creek" cuz the deal is a good one. This Saturday is One Creek and you save 35% when you sped $100, 40% when you spend $200 and 50% when you spend $300, so guess what they were trying to do? That's right, save 50% by getting $300! Now, I need to get in the shower and get ready to go back in and spread that Christmas joy around. And you know what? I will! They look forward to me coming in cuz I'm always in a great mood! A lady did tell me yesterday to keep on singing after a man told me not to give up my day job! Ahh, tis the season.